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Sunday, May 31, 2009
Title:
Time: 11:44 AM

yohoho !
i feel bored .
okay imma blog about yesterday again .
woke up then had breakfast
after that went for haircut
then MCD-ed !
home, msn
me and yongqi darlink will be happy together, sad together and die together :D
but IF, i said IF i die first she will attend my funeral and cry like fuuck
and IF she die first i will also attend her funeral and cry like shit
hahah :DDD
so fun sia yesterday
but yet people say its boring
then went out for awhile
back, bathe, makan, msn
with juoyen, boonlye, florence, yq, jason and more . dont remember
juoyen kept asking me to show her a pic of my new haircut
eesh tak ade lah ! next time laaa :X
then stupid boon lye kept saying stupid things
then i said
"shut up or i'll kick your kuku till you fucking die !"
and then added
"eh wait, i forgot that you dont have a kuku, sorry leh =\"
HAHAHAHAH THEN HE KENA ZHA DAO
FUCKING FUNNY K !
jason kept complaining to me about how boring yesterday was .
then he ask me if i was bored and i said NO
then he say "HOW DID YOU DO IT"
LOL then i told him what i did for the whole day
then he was like " PROOOOOO @@ !"
hahahah he so no life lah ! :X
then FLORENCE ! OMFG OMFG
SHE MADE ME SUPER HYPER
she's sooooooooo pervy now ! haha
but in a fun way !!
then kept on gossiping !
DAMN I LOVE YOU FLORENCE XD
yq's convo i dont really remember what we talked about
but it was fun lahh !
i think its STILL about how nerd her brother(KianMing) is
and happy together sad together die together
and how bored she was . hahah
LOL I VERY HAPPY LEH NOW !
yq must be happy too :D
oh yah ! a lot of people are wondering why my personal message there write
"flowers zombies flowers zombies"
LOL cause got one game effin cute one !
you can plant flowers
some flowers supply sun, some spit seeds to kill zombies, some eat zombies, some explode and kill zombies, some speed ice to slow down zombies, then the zombies can eat my cute plants T_T
CUTE RIGHT ! :D:D:D:D ! if interested, the games title is Plants VS Zombies
teeheee ! bye :O


Saturday, May 30, 2009
Title:
Time: 11:35 PM

OKAY IM HYPER AGAIN
THANKS TO FLORENCE
MISS YOU LIKE HELL LA


Title:
Time: 10:48 PM

IN A FUCKING BAD MOOD
FUCK LAHDEY
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FLOWERS ZOMBIES FLOWERS ZOMBIES
=XXXXXX
RAWR FUCK OFF LAHHHHHHHHHH
T_____________________________T .


Title:
Time: 4:41 PM

annyeong
went for haircut just now
its okay but fringe a bit short
okay bye (:


Friday, May 29, 2009
Title:
Time: 6:37 PM

annyeong
just woke up from my nap :x
gawd damned tired today
morning woke up at like 6 and went school for teachers day celebration
which was B.O.R.I.N.G
bee oww arr ai an geeeee
the performances were also boring
went back to class after that and chat chat chat
listen to songs
walk around the school
then my sister fetch me homeee !
went for kfc . hehh
then makan, sleep, tv, sleep
mmkay bye :D


Thursday, May 28, 2009
Title:
Time: 7:09 PM

hey yo !
khb was okay
played some games .
heh :D
science did our own things
omg recess time sheesh
stupid wai guan use his handkerchief and wipe on my face
FUCK MAN
then i immediately go toilet wash face .
hahah -.-
sivik also nothing to do
me and juoyen talked about something that made both of us cry .
lol =\
cried like fuck k .
then maths also free time
i dont know if i should go to school tomorrow lahhhh
teachers day ._.
last year i didnt go to school on teachers day cause i was in canada =X
sooooo i wanna go school and see
BUT I LAZY
holy shit eh =\
mmkay bye .


Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Title:
Time: 7:13 PM

hello aliens !
finally exams ended woooooo
)(*&^%$#@#$%^&*()_(*&^%$#@$%^&* :DDDD


Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Title:
Time: 7:19 PM

annyeong !
science paper was @#$%^&*( hard .
well maybe not that hard lah
but i dont think i can get A
dammit from 96 drop to B
fuck up .
i studied a lot
but just forgot everything when i got the test paper .
gawd dammit .
today juoyen lao po cried sia T_T
made me wanna cry too
she havent finish studying then she cry
2nd time she cry in school manzxzx =\
tomorrow is arts WOOHOO .
heck care about arts .
just needa decide on what i wanna draw -.-
today chengman and alaythia so bian tai
keep lifting others skirts up .
stupid perverts
i rape them then they know =X
i cant wait for the holidays lahhhzx
imma start audi-ing again with bel, lynn they all :DD
yay no life days, here we come !
i wanna meet them in real life so badly ):
was supposed to go to china this holiday
but i thought exams will be till the last day of school
damnnnnn lahhhhhhh
i wanna go ):
but at least im going to indonesia this august and bangkok this december hols
omg cant wait to go to bangkok
buy big bang albums yayyyy !
bel, fang xin. i will buy for you de . LOL :x
dont choose too expensive de album then can already .
i bo lui .
and clothes are also must buys !
MORE CLOTHES RAWR .
omg no straight A's in PMR = no london and korea trip for me
T_T im already stressing for pmr
mmkay gtg watch tv already :x
aloha !


Monday, May 25, 2009
Title:
Time: 7:46 PM

annyeonghaseyo .
morning woke up at 8 to study . hah -.-
khb and geog were both hard like hell !
im dead meat .
but still hope can get A for geog .
and at least a 70+ for khb?
omg
today khb that time all the girls sit at one side
then guys on the other .
and ah i dont get why so many people ask what school tie im wearing
my ict teacher asked me -_-
then kept talking to me
eesh i think her ears got prob
i say its my brothers tie she say
sorry, mother or father?
hah -_-
then fiona stole my eraser ):
but i knew lah
i put my hands out and get it back from her
then she ask me if khb paper was easy or not
she was like thumbs up, thumbs down, thumbs left and thumbs right
lol then i point thumbs down .
but i think its easier than last time?
maybe cos i really studied this time :x
omg i havent bathe yet .
and havent even started on science T____T
K LAH I GO ALREADY .
byee .


Friday, May 22, 2009
Title:
Time: 7:51 PM

harlow .
im dead meat
moral was easy .
but history was effin hard =\
zz how to improve lahdey zxzxzx
today reached school at 12 30
then studied studied and studied
till moral test
10 minutes finish already :o
then after awhile edwin pass up his paper
then theva followed
and then everyone also pass up .
we took our history books out and study
then before sejarah ikhwan hi-5ed with me again .
lame lah .
and he kept talking crap when i was studying . -_-
after history fiona a bit crazy lah
she go everywhere hug people
she hug me that time i asked her if she was crazy
then she tickle me ):
dahlia people told us that matthew got 0 for history
because he asked puan siti to give him 5 more minutes to do
puan siti go and snatch away his paper and i think she's gonna give matthew 0 -.-
poor guy lah .
omg i wanna cry lahh .
that few people cheat again manzx
fxck up lah .
no point of telling teacher also
teacher didnt believe meng yee the other time
if they get higher marks than me im gonna kill them man . =\
oh yay my fav show is up .
bye ! :D


Thursday, May 21, 2009
Title:
Time: 10:19 PM

hello sarkahs .
tuesday had malayyyy .
it was okay laa .
yesterdays english was easy :D
hope can get A *PRAYS*
todays maths sucked :x
actually its not hard la
but a lot of careless mistakes -_-
darn it .
damn stress about history now T____T
tomorrow moral and history
die me .
i studied but i dont really remember anything
hope i can recall everything back tomorrow when i see the paper
hahah =\
im dead tired lahzx
today maths paper 1 that time my stomach fxcking pain ._.
cannot think of anything . zz
suck up lah .
but overall okay la
then before paper 2
i hugged juoyen mah
then andrew was like
"yeeeeeee ! never hug me ):"
ROFL damn gay can :x
and he's not usually the gay one k .
then ikhwan wanted to hi5 with me
but i just looked at him :D
oh yah yesterday , daniel and vamba kept asking stupid questions lah
stupid sia. i was studying then keep asking shits .
lots of people call nadzim "prep prep"
hahahah yesterday ariff they all keep telling us, prep prep .
hahah damn funny .
then fiona dont now why suddenly hi5 with everyone .
siao? :x
krystal saw *someone* cheating in the test
you know who you are
stupid bxtch .
whats the point of cheating?
when you get back your results, its not even your own results
its others .
will you be happy even if you got high marks?
sheesh .
okay i gotta go study for moral .
OMG I STUDY FOR MORAL O_O
okay bye (:


Monday, May 18, 2009
Title:
Time: 9:44 PM

happy birthday to taeyangieee !
love love love you loads !
waiting for your next solo leh !
jiayou hor !

chinese exam today was okay .
paper 1 quite easy, paper 2 quite hard
but still okay lah.
k i gotta go study noww .
byee .


Thursday, May 14, 2009
Title:
Time: 8:05 PM

yay im not underweight !
hahahahhaha .
below 15.8 is underweight
and im 16 !
hahahh !
when i told my teacher how much i weigh, she was like
"OMG SO LIGHT ! I THINK YOU'RE UNDERWEIGHT LAH"
but im not :D
okay jess, eat more to gain weight ahhh !
lol :D k i go study ! byeeeee .


Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Title:
Time: 10:19 PM

a big big happy birthday to my beloved daddy ! :D
love youu dad <3
hahahhaha .
made a card, again .
no time lah kay ):
omg just now went out for din din
western food <3>
omg damn !
my brother ordered a dish called escargot?
something like that
he told me it was lala so i tried lah .
and he asked me whether its nice or not
so i said YAH, cos really quite nice
then he effin said, its not lala, its SNAIL .
WTF RIGHT LOL .
but also okay lah , quite nice :x
first time eat snail, hahaha -.-
so weird sia .
lol my sizzlin steak was loved :D
yes people i love western food .
nowonder people always call me ang mo lang -_-
even samuel said that i my english like ang mo lang english . LOL
okay imma stop posting right here !
bye bye :D


Sunday, May 10, 2009
Title:
Time: 11:11 PM

oh and i almost forgot,
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MUM <3
i made a card for her :o
guai right :D
i had no time to go out and buy something for her
so i made a card for her
its the thought that counts right? (:
okay imma go sleep
gotta start studying tomorrow morning T__T .


Title:
Time: 8:51 PM

annyeong peeps
exams are coming and i still havent studied
damn ! T___T
*stressing*
lol =\
i scared lah
like seriously , fxckfxckfxckfxckfxckfxckfxck
holy shit
thinking of the exams makes me wanna cry
*SCREAMS*

c'mon study manzxzxzxzxzxzx
why are you so lazy huh??
you must improve on your next exam lahzx
or no new laptop for you ! T_T

holy shit lah so much to study and soooo little time ._.
hope i have time to study .
sheesh hate being in the best class
so stressful
@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(*&%$#@#$%^&*((*&^%$#@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!#$%^&*&^%$#@$%
spams spams spams -_-
i know im lame .
zzzz fxcktart lah .
oh and i think i might not go online till my exams are over .
miss me okay? hahah =X
keep tagging my blog leh !
i dont want it to die at a young age :O
but i think i'll check on my blog everyday la ..
on for 5 minutes wont die right xD
OKAY I'LL START STUDYING TOMORROW .
hope i really do so :o *winks* hahah .
bye ! ^^


Friday, May 8, 2009
Title:
Time: 10:21 PM

sigh =\
dont feel like posting , again .
zzz !
okay im not gonna continue :x
byeee !
wen li hen gay !
i love wai ling siao po :D


Title:
Time: 7:35 PM

hello there .
changed my blogskin
changing my link soon i guess?
okay gtg now .
post again later (:


Thursday, May 7, 2009
Title:
Time: 10:57 PM

today was fun
okay lazy post .
bye bye :D


Monday, May 4, 2009
Title:
Time: 8:16 AM

312 points, so you achieved position 257725 of 3518607 on the ranking list


You type 400 characters per minute
You have 76 correct words and
you have 0 wrong words

woooooo ! this is by far my highest score for the stupid typing test .
hahahahahah . in 1 min k !
okay le lah :D
juoyen is here with me . woohoo !
going to school together later :o
oh yesterday my sister drove back to school and i was with her
WOOHOO RAWKS
AND I MEAN IT
shake here shake there
ROFL .
she might fetch me back from school on friday .
*yay*
okkkkkkkkkk i go le
BYE BYEEEE


Saturday, May 2, 2009
Title:
Time: 3:41 PM

annyeong !
yesterday was fun !
at night we were having fruits
and my mum found worms in the mango !
hahahahah . so darn funny lah
then i took a box and put them in
so cute :X
then neutrals say i weird sia T_T
he scared of worms
hahahah .
he say he see worms then wanna puke already
wth right? :x
okay so today i fed my fish with worms :x
my mum lah !
ask me to get rid of the worms
so i use em to feed my fishy x.x
so sad lah =\
hope my fish wont die? lol
alone @ home now -_-
boredom ):


Friday, May 1, 2009
Title:
Time: 5:24 PM

hey y'all !
changed my blog song, again
i lvoe this song can !
boys over flowers de :x
T-Max - Fight The Bad Feeling
omg damn sweet cannnn :D
k lah i go le lah


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